That's a poke at all those crazy revolutionary pamphlets that had f's for S's. Open a text book, I beseech you.
TO THE MATTER AT HAND
This morning I, like every other two-bit writer in the country, was awoken by a loved one(in this caseKris) to be informed of the news that Barack Obama had won the Nobel Peace Prize. Beyond the immediate attempt to invent a new tier of the phrase of "WHAT THE FUCK?" because the situation called for it, I imagined a smirk faced bastard sitting behind a podium, accepting the award for Nobel Prize. This smirk faced bastard happened to be the Grand Enlightened Monarch of America, and he also happened to be Commander in Chief of an army that has over 1,000 military bases overseas, a standing army of 1.4 million(with almost 500,000 abroad), and at the word Banana, can launch 5,000 nuclear weapons in all directions that can literally destroy all life on Earth. Even the penguins. I really hope the password to launch nukes is Banana and that several men sporting all black and sub machine guns are on their way to kill me right now.
This guy, who as of January 20th 2009 has been in charge of the United States, one of the most imperialist and aggressive nations of the past century, does not deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Assholes of the shoes-on-wrong-foot Retarded Nobel Committee cited his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples." Now I'm not a fucking political scientist, nor am I pants-on-head retarded like the Nobel Committee, but this is the guy who went to give a speech to the children of our country, and parents started pulling their kids out of school. Does that not say something about the cooperation between peoples in this country? Iraqi's and Afghan's must sure enjoy the cooperation of the business end of an M4 Carbine held by a 17 year old who was too stupid or too poor to do anything else with his life. or her life. but not his fabulous life, because gays are clearly detrimental to morale.
I cannot stress the stupidity of this. Nor can I stress that this is NOT a good thing. The last thing the King of the United States needs is another god damn crown. Jagland(the fucktard in chief of the committee) said "His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world's population,"
Last I checked, Obama was the president of MY FUCKING COUNTRY. Not the the world. Fuck the world. The rest of the world can literally go fuck itself. I'm not sure if you read the Constitution oh dearest king, but your job is not to police the world and ensure peace for all. It's simply to veto legislation, talk to congress, and negotiate treaties with other countries. Making sure some fucking Iranians don't slaughter those silly land gabbing jews is a worthy cause, but not your fucking job.
This is just another case of the world falling over and landing anus first on Obama's(what I would assume) gigantic black cock. We can call the Nobel Peace Prize Committee the First Anal Expeditionary Squad. When you look at what Obama has done(been black), and is responsible for(wasting a lot of hard earned...nay...printed/borrowed money), I, and one would assume everyone else that isn't must-wear-helmet-when-leaving-the-household retarded, would say that my left nut is about as worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize as Barack Obama. But at least my left nut isn't responsible for the lives of the people of Afghanistan and Iraq, who would assuredly say that King Obama is anything but peaceful.
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